Satirical Website Content Writers Needed
Budget: $10 – $5,000 USD
My satire site is almost ready for launch, but it needs words—sharp, funny, original words. I’m looking for freelance writers who can jump in right away and populate the platform with: mock-news pieces, playful blog posts, and tongue-in-cheek product descriptions.
You’ll need a range of copy -lighthearted and silly, sarcastic and edgy, and/or a dry, blink-and-you-miss-it subtlety will hit the mark.
Topics I care about most are current events, tech reviews, and lifestyle or culture—but if you have a brilliantly absurd angle on anything else, pitch it. “Anything is fair game” truly applies here.
We’ll work article by article: send a headline or concept, I’ll green-light it, then you deliver polished copy that’s ready to publish. A quick, clean hand-off keeps us moving.
Deliverables
• 500–800 word satirical piece per assignment
• Catchy headline + one-line meta description
• Royalty-free hero image and alt text (when relevant)
• Final draft pasted into the CMS (WordPress/Ghost access provided)
Every submission must be original, pass a plagiarism check, and land the joke. If you can switch voices on demand and meet agreed deadlines, let’s collaborate and give this site a punchy debut.
You’ll need a range of copy -lighthearted and silly, sarcastic and edgy, and/or a dry, blink-and-you-miss-it subtlety will hit the mark.
Topics I care about most are current events, tech reviews, and lifestyle or culture—but if you have a brilliantly absurd angle on anything else, pitch it. “Anything is fair game” truly applies here.
We’ll work article by article: send a headline or concept, I’ll green-light it, then you deliver polished copy that’s ready to publish. A quick, clean hand-off keeps us moving.
Deliverables
• 500–800 word satirical piece per assignment
• Catchy headline + one-line meta description
• Royalty-free hero image and alt text (when relevant)
• Final draft pasted into the CMS (WordPress/Ghost access provided)
Every submission must be original, pass a plagiarism check, and land the joke. If you can switch voices on demand and meet agreed deadlines, let’s collaborate and give this site a punchy debut.