A funny birthday cover of ride it remix with my own lyrics that sounds like the original robotic voice

I want a funny birthday cover of ride it remix with my own lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHxyAAxqmik

I'm confused
I'm horny
I like it
I like them both

Which one I should ride
Horses or dicks

Which one I should ride
Horses or dicks

Which one I should ride
Horses or dicks

Which one I should ride
Horses or dicks

I just wanna have some fun
Horses or dicks

Can't choose really right now
Horses or dicks

I really like them both
Horses or dicks

So I ride them both at once
Horses and dicks