Real Estate Parody Song

I’m putting together a light-hearted promotional track for my real-estate brand and I want it to capture the same playful, head-nodding vibe as “Boats ‘N Hoes” from Step Brothers—only with clever lyrics about listings, commissions, open houses, escrow, and closing deals. The goal is pure promotional content, so the finished song should be catchy enough to stay in a listener’s head and funny enough to make them share it.

Here’s what I need from you:
• An original beat that feels reminiscent of the movie version—up-tempo, cheeky, a little over-the-top—but still unique enough to avoid any copyright concerns.
• Fresh comedic lyrics that weave in real-estate jargon while keeping the punchlines rolling.
• Full vocal performance (rap/sung hooks) delivered clean and mixed, plus an instrumental version for flexibility on my website.
• Final masters in WAV and MP3 along with a lyric sheet.

I’ll be hosting the song mainly on my website, so the mix has to sound polished on both desktop speakers and mobile. If you’ve produced parody or comedy hip-hop before, that’s a big plus—send me a quick sample and let’s start making real-estate buyers hum along.