Custom Kitten iPhone Ringtones

I’m putting together a short Christmas sketch about unwanted gifts, and I want play on iPhone the sound of an expressive little kitten instead of the usual alerts. Here’s what I need:

Deliverables
• Four individual ringtone/alert files in .m4r format, each under 30 seconds and loud enough for stage playback
1. Happy kitten meow – for text messages
2. Sad kitten meow – for standard phone calls
3. Angry kitten meow – for FaceTime calls
4. Kitten rustling to escape a paper bag – for WhatsApp notifications

What matters most is that every sound feels natural, as though it was captured in the room rather than cartoon-styled. Please source or record the audio yourself; I’m fine with you using either paid or free libraries as long as usage is fully cleared for public performance. Minor EQ or compression is welcome to keep the tones consistent, but avoid heavy synthetic processing.

I’ll test the .m4r files directly on an iPhone running iOS 17. Once they drop cleanly into iTunes/Finder and play at a balanced level, the job is done. If a quick tweak is needed after first review, just let me know and we’ll wrap it up.