I need a hilarious comedy article on a celebrity
Budget: $10 – $30 USD
I need a short satirical article for a comedy news paper. This article needs to be something that would be seen in The Onion. Think funny over truth. Nothing in the short article needs to be true to the person, just relevant.
Here is an example of what I am looking for:
SEATTLE- A mid level manager at Amazon’s HQ reported that Jeff Bezos is seriously considering extending his next space exhibition to forever after New York Amazon workers successfully unionized. The success of the unionization relied on Chris Small’s efforts through barbecues and bonfires with employees, which beat out Amazon’s $4 million spend on labor consultants to fight the campaign. Now, Amazon facilities throughout the United States are looking to unionize which might alter how Amazon manages its employees and company. Rather than meeting the Union’s demand for higher pay and job security, Jeff Bezos sees fit to blow millions of dollars in space where no one can contact him. He anticipates a domino effect and is taking a chance to win his space race with Elon Musk, our source says.
Here is an example of what I am looking for:
SEATTLE- A mid level manager at Amazon’s HQ reported that Jeff Bezos is seriously considering extending his next space exhibition to forever after New York Amazon workers successfully unionized. The success of the unionization relied on Chris Small’s efforts through barbecues and bonfires with employees, which beat out Amazon’s $4 million spend on labor consultants to fight the campaign. Now, Amazon facilities throughout the United States are looking to unionize which might alter how Amazon manages its employees and company. Rather than meeting the Union’s demand for higher pay and job security, Jeff Bezos sees fit to blow millions of dollars in space where no one can contact him. He anticipates a domino effect and is taking a chance to win his space race with Elon Musk, our source says.