Write 35 humorous/creative style Articles (500-700 words) in BuzzFeed/BoredPanda/ViralNova Style

We are a blog that writes about Flying Spaghetti Monster. Wikipedia: "The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism, a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion. It originated in opposition to the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. According to adherents, Pastafarianism (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarianism) is a "real, legitimate religion, as much as any other". It has received some limited recognition as such." We need a creative, outside the box thinker, that can write us 35 articles (500-700 words) on the topics like: - What is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? - How to be blessed everyday by a Flying Spaghetti Monster? - The Flying Spaghetti Monster: A New Religion or Just a Joke? - The FSM and the Power of Laughter in Religion - Experts: Why you should eat Pasta every single day? - From Zero to Flying Spaghetti Monster Pastafarian - Intermittent Fasting vs Flying Spaghetti Monster Diet - OnlyFans vs OnlyPasta a New platform for.. - 7 Powerful Prayers for Protection and Security of Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Writer should be in Pastafarian mood, it should write like he is pastafarian, it should know some facts about FSM (maybe he will need to read and check few websites like https://www.spaghettimonster.org/). With the previous Freelancer we had a problem because he was using AI tools like ChatGPT to generate content. I will let you know here that we will use two AI content checkers to check your articles. Those two tools are CopyLeaks: https://copyleaks.com/features/ai-content-detector and Crossplag: https://app.crossplag.com/individual/detector We have tested those two tools on 8 random articles and 8 random book sections and we got all human written content. If we detect that your article has AI generated content, we will not accept your articles. All articles needs to be written 100% by human. Check your articles before you sent them to us. Also, I was to say that we want to have the right to ask for revision on the article no matter what. Previous freelancer was writing on topic "OnlyFans vs OnlyPasta a New platform for.." on a way like OnlyPasta platform already exist. He also wrote some silly things that OnlyPasta and OnlyFans are companies under the same company. /if you read the entire project description use word "ppasta" in the middle of your bid without quotes...just add it to random place and it is fine/ Text from previous freelancer: "OnlyFans and OnlyPasta are two very different platforms, but they share one thing: they're both owned by OnlyOne Media. Here at OnlyOne Media, we believe in making it easy for people to find what they want." This is by us, totally wrong approach and for such articles where someone claims that 'we are' another company is big NO NO for us. 100x better approach would be writing an article where you would think like an business owner and say to readers something like.."OnlyFans users are looking for hot photos from people...on the other side on OnlyPasta you can see hot pasta photos and add parmigiano instead of likes to your pasta." Be creative, think outside the box, don't use AI tools, do your own fact check and research before writing articles. Bid for all 35 articles. Placeholder bids will not be contacted. Freelancers should not claim in any way they are the writers of the articles after we release the money. After money is released, we own all copyrights and ownership of those articles. We are ready to talk. Statement: We are not here to offend anyone religion or to make fun of other religions, so please if you or your team is ultra religious better skip this project. This is our side project, we are not pastafarians or FSM believers or followers this is business to us and that's it