Father-of-the-Bride Speech Makeover

I have a draft of a father-of-the-bride speech, but I want someone to review and modify the speech to make it funny. The humor should be bold and include family anecdotes, wedding traditions, and light-hearted jokes about marriage. It should be personal, so knowledge of my family and our traditions would be a plus. The ideal freelancer should have experience in speech writing and stand-up comedy.