Sort Jokes into Categories
Budget: $30 – $250 AUD
On my Website AndrewScottMusic.com, I'm publishing my collection of musician jokes.
I've collected a whole bunch, which are randomly pasted in a few files.
I need someone to read each joke and assign it to a category.
For example, this joke:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
Goes in the Guitarist Jokes category.
The jokes are located in this file:
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/musician-jokes.zip
A few specifications:
A. Start a separate file for each category of joke;
B. You must format the file correctly as follows:
Headings: Trebuchet MS Bold, Italic, 26 pt, color: #0000ff
Text: Trebuchet MS Normal, 14 pt;
Where the joke is a riddle or a question, the Question part is Trebuchet MS Normal, 14 pt, justified Left.
The Answer part is Trebuchet MS Italic, 14 pt, with one line of space between the Question and Answer.
The sample file shows how.
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/music-jokes-sample.odt
C. Don't bother with
1. the definition jokes – they're not funny;
2. 20 Great Lies of The Music Business – I have them already;
3. Bagpipes Jokes – I have them too.
D. Add the category titles to a separate file - https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/Musician-Jokes-titles.odt
E. Use this formatting: Trebuchet MS Bold, Italic, 26 pt, color: #0000ffcolor
To show your ability to perform the job, download the file below
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/music-jokes-sample.odt
and categorize the jokes on the second page.
Then include your edited file with your application.
NO placemarker bids.
Quote your price for the job – NOT your hourly rate.
NO phone calls or emails; Freelancer applications only
I've collected a whole bunch, which are randomly pasted in a few files.
I need someone to read each joke and assign it to a category.
For example, this joke:
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
Goes in the Guitarist Jokes category.
The jokes are located in this file:
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/musician-jokes.zip
A few specifications:
A. Start a separate file for each category of joke;
B. You must format the file correctly as follows:
Headings: Trebuchet MS Bold, Italic, 26 pt, color: #0000ff
Text: Trebuchet MS Normal, 14 pt;
Where the joke is a riddle or a question, the Question part is Trebuchet MS Normal, 14 pt, justified Left.
The Answer part is Trebuchet MS Italic, 14 pt, with one line of space between the Question and Answer.
The sample file shows how.
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/music-jokes-sample.odt
C. Don't bother with
1. the definition jokes – they're not funny;
2. 20 Great Lies of The Music Business – I have them already;
3. Bagpipes Jokes – I have them too.
D. Add the category titles to a separate file - https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/Musician-Jokes-titles.odt
E. Use this formatting: Trebuchet MS Bold, Italic, 26 pt, color: #0000ffcolor
To show your ability to perform the job, download the file below
https://andrewscottmusic.com/downloads/temp/music-jokes-sample.odt
and categorize the jokes on the second page.
Then include your edited file with your application.
NO placemarker bids.
Quote your price for the job – NOT your hourly rate.
NO phone calls or emails; Freelancer applications only