Google Chromebook Android moeten aangeklaagd worden.

I am looking for a freelancer to help me file a lawsuit against Google and Android concerning their Chromebook and Android products. I require a legal professional to represent me in court in order to obtain immediate results within one week. This project requires extensive knowledge of legal requirements and deadlines associated with filing a lawsuit and representing a case, so I am looking for a highly experienced person who is proficient in this area.