Developer Account Creation & App Upload Assistance

I'm in need of an expert who can help me set up both Apple and Android developer accounts. The goal is to streamline the process of uploading an app, circumventing the new, more complex procedures for new accounts.

Ideal Skills:
- Extensive knowledge of Apple and Android developer account creation
- Proven strategies for efficient app upload
- Prior experience in navigating developer account complexities

Please note this is purely for initial setup assistance. Ongoing support will not be necessary.