Edit Canine Comedy Crime Show
Budget: €250 – €750 EUR
I’ve shot a stack of short, staged “crime-watch” scenes—every role played by enthusiastic dogs iand I need the whole collection shaped into a single, fast-moving narrative episode. The finished piece should feel like a tongue-in-cheek true-crime special, but the humor has to lead every beat, so timing, reaction cuts, and playful graphics are key.
Here’s what you’ll have to work with:
• Dozens of 4K clips (dialogue delivered via on-screen text cards and barks I’ll supply as audio). There will be humans “interviewed as witnesses” so video audio.
• A rough outline of the plot order so you can weave a clear story arc from “crime” to “capture.”
• Logos,
What I’m looking for from you:
• Tight comedic pacing—think quick punch-ins on dog faces, well-placed zooms, and meme-style text that lands each joke.
• Seamless continuity so the episode watches like one cohesive investigation rather than a simple compilation.
• Light colour grading and audio balancing to match shots captured on different days.
• Delivery of a polished 8–10 minute master file (H.264) plus the editable project file (Premiere Pro, Final Cut, or DaVinci—your choice).
If you love crafting stories in the edit bay and have a knack for squeezing every laugh out of a frame, let’s talk and get these canine detectives on the screen.
Ultimately this will be used as a promo video for my dog training business.
Here’s what you’ll have to work with:
• Dozens of 4K clips (dialogue delivered via on-screen text cards and barks I’ll supply as audio). There will be humans “interviewed as witnesses” so video audio.
• A rough outline of the plot order so you can weave a clear story arc from “crime” to “capture.”
• Logos,
What I’m looking for from you:
• Tight comedic pacing—think quick punch-ins on dog faces, well-placed zooms, and meme-style text that lands each joke.
• Seamless continuity so the episode watches like one cohesive investigation rather than a simple compilation.
• Light colour grading and audio balancing to match shots captured on different days.
• Delivery of a polished 8–10 minute master file (H.264) plus the editable project file (Premiere Pro, Final Cut, or DaVinci—your choice).
If you love crafting stories in the edit bay and have a knack for squeezing every laugh out of a frame, let’s talk and get these canine detectives on the screen.
Ultimately this will be used as a promo video for my dog training business.