Recreate Design in Photoshop

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Photoshop Design Request.

I made this graphic with AI. I wonder if you can re-create it, basically exactly, but with photoshop. I'd prefer using something with a human-made graphic. Is this something you can do?

Please copy my photo image exactly, using these directions:

Specs:

Canvas size: 6.88 x 10.5 inches, 300 DPI, CMYK (for print).

I need a retro CRT emergency broadcast graphic recreated from scratch in Photoshop.

Canvas size: 6.88 x 10.5 inches, 300 DPI, CMYK for print.

Design requirements:

Full-frame SMPTE color bars (broadcast test pattern).

Convex CRT screen effect (subtle outward curvature).

Text slightly warped to match the screen curvature.

Faint horizontal scanlines.

Light static/noise overlay.

Mild horizontal signal distortion (very subtle).

Slight edge vignette to simulate CRT falloff.

Bold, all caps, white sans-serif text, centered.
Centered alignment.

No drop shadow unless extremely subtle and integrated naturally.

Tone:
Should feel like a vintage emergency broadcast interruption card displayed on an old curved-glass TV. Clean but analog.