Rude Waiter Actor

I’m seeking an actor at my 50th birthday party to play out the role of a waiter/waitress who would role-play with a few selected guests.

- Prolong staring
- Flirting
- Serving half measured drinks
- Butting in on conversations
- Displaying an unusual laugh

Please let me know if you could help? The date is April 15th and in Upminster Essex

Thank you