Old people tell fake life stories

I am looking for someone to help me with an exciting project creating entertaining stories about made up life experiences of older people. The purpose of this project is entertainment, so we are aiming to create stories that are short and captivating, no more than five minutes in length. I have specific themes I would like these stories to cover, so I am hoping to find an experienced storyteller who can bring these stories to life. If you have experience in crafting imaginative, captivating stories with a creative twist, I would love to see your work and discuss how you can contribute to this project.

All the above is written by AI.
I've written some comedic monologues that need a male and female actor to deliver in a very deadpan/serious style.
It will basically be you sitting in an armchair recounting a fake childhood.