2-Minute Slapstick Motion Graphic

I need a two-minute motion graphic built purely for humor. The piece should lean into classic slapstick—think exaggerated physical gags, quick timing, and visual punchlines that land with an adult audience. There’s no corporate message or lesson to squeeze in; the goal is simple: make viewers laugh nonstop for 120 seconds.

Here’s what I’m looking for:
• A fully animated sequence delivered in 1920×1080 HD (or higher), ready for upload.
• Bold, clear character actions and reactions that sell each gag without dialogue.
• A lively sound bed—cartoonish hits, whooshes, and comedic stingers—to heighten every pratfall.
• Source project files (After Effects, Blender, or your preferred tool) so I can archive and tweak if needed.
• Two short review rounds: a rough animatic to check pacing, then a near-final cut for polish.

If AI-assisted tools like Runway or generative animation plugins speed up your workflow, feel free to use them; just keep the result smooth and professional. Timing is key, so please outline how long you’ll need for storyboard, rough cut, and final delivery when you respond.