Minimalist Quirky Cartoon Creation

I'm looking for a skilled artist to create two minimalist cartoon characters for a two-panel conversation. The characters should have quirky personalities and are intended for an adult audience.

Requirements:
- Create two unique, minimalist cartoon characters
- Capture quirky personalities in character design
- Visuals should align with provided text and depiction

Ideal skills and experience:
- Proficiency in minimalist cartoon art
- Experience with quirky character design
- Ability to interpret and visualize provided concepts