Knight who has cut off his own legs Caricature Illustration

Job ID: 39942582

Budget: $30 – $250 USD

Hi, to convey a message to my rebellious son, I need a medium-resolution caricature of a knight, who has just cut off his legs and one arm (the remaining arm holds his sword, or that sword can be by his side).

The cutoff legs, and arm appear nearby, on the ground. The knight is looking straight forward, and a speech bubble next to him, or at bottom says 'They annoyed me, so I cut them off'. He isn't smiling, or angry, just matter-of-fact looking.
He is sitting on a stool or chair, but the legs appear wobbly, or cracked, or rotten.

One leg (on the ground) has a label on it that says 'mom', the other leg says 'dad', and the cutoff arm says 'friends'. Somewhere on the knight's armor (maybe his chest plate, it will have his name (which i will share upon draft approval).

He - my son- is a large guy, about 6'4", and 240 lbs., with blonde straight hair (pulled back in a pony tail), and looks a bit like a swede or viking.

Key visual cues
Deliverables
1. Final artwork in PNG (minimum 1500 px on the longest side, transparent background).
2. Source file (PSD or layered AI). I will need to modify the text later.
3. A flattened JPEG preview for quick sharing.

I’m aiming for a clean, print-ready piece suitable for both web display and small-format printout (on 8x11" paper). Feel free to add a simple backdrop hinting at a medieval setting, but keep the knight himself front and centre.

Send a quick sketch or rough concept first; once approved, move on to full colour. Looking forward to your design. If you're chosen, the fee paid will be $100, including 1 or 2 revisions. Thank you.