Humorous Vibrant Birthday Cards

1st birthday card - has to be done by next Friday 3rd Oct. Card is of a house with a ladder up to the roof. There are workmen or a workman on the roof. There is a sign over the house or the roof which says L&G Roofing. Under the house a man is standing in orange overalls with L&G roofing on them, he is pointing up at the house. He looks scared. He is 60 and looks like Jose Marino. Next to him is his wife. She is holding an invoice with L&G Roofing on it in one hand and a stop watch in the other hand. She is tall, with short brown hair and thick black glasses and flat shoes in a black dress which is knee length. The speaking bubbles from each of them are as follows - the man "Leave it out lol, are you having a laugh, I'm not bloody well going up there, I'm sixty!!!" Speaking bubble from the woman, "You'll have to Gary, time is money and we have to pay for Millie's wedding somehow!"